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Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

Aaron Bushnell, activism, advocacy, Awareness, Bushnells, Community, Crafty, Forgotten, forgotten hero, Impact, Justice, madness, Memory, Minecraft, movement, poopy protestor, protest, protestor, social justice, solidarity, Support, Tribute, tribute to Aaron Bushnell, zero threads

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7634
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	5452	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
New Chunks Explored:	836606	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Ores Mined:	4549
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

acceptance, acceptance of differences, BLOCK, CHANGE, Community, Crafty, debate, discussion, Diversity, Evolution, forum, good thing, Inclusivity, internet culture, memes, Opinions, Perspectives, POL, Politics, progress, society, tolerance, Unity, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Crafty, CREW, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, extractions, FAQs, General guide, Heathcliff, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, rule, season 4, Sinner info, Useful resources

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

#77180708, #youtube, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, clip, CONTENT, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, ONLINE, Party, Platform, Popular, q2mijp9m0J8, Server, Share, shorts, social media, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

1. sexuality, 10. Acceptance, 11. understanding, 12. love, 13. relationships, 14. experimentation, 15. curiosity, 16. society, 17. stereotypes, 18. taboo, 19. judgment, 2. sexual orientation, 20. individuality., 3. self-discovery, 4. LGBTQ+, 5. coming out, 6. personal growth, 7. sexual attraction, 8. exploration, 9. identity, dick, DickCraft, Find, realize, Youll

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Potions Brewed:	120	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).