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Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

CryptoCraft SMP – “HODLing Blocks: Minecraft SMP”

ADA, Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, blocks, Cardano, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Future, growth, hodl, hodling, Investment, long term, market, Minecraft, opportunity, Potential, price, profit, Risk, smart contracts, smp, Staking

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We once had a player who bought a diamond pickaxe for $2.5 and suddenly became the richest player on the server. Legend has it that they never looked back and lost track of time, spending hours upon hours mining for more precious diamonds.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a group of friendly creepers who will trade with you for emeralds. Join us on this wild ride and let us redpill you on the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

BabyCraftBattles

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3182
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	8201	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister naming her baby Savery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and excitement that rivals this family feud.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the plot of this post. From changing baby names to heated text message exchanges, our server is full of unexpected surprises.

And just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you stand up for what you believe in, even if it means facing backlash from your sister’s boyfriend? Or will you keep the peace and avoid getting involved in the drama?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual conflict resolution like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

KindCraftSMP – Kindness from a Stranger

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building your epic castle on this wild Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a random player comes up to you and hands you a diamond sword with the words “For the epic battles ahead, my friend”. Turns out, this player was actually a secret agent from the Diamond Sword Guild, on a mission to spread joy and chaos in the land of blocks.

But that’s not all – another time, you were lost in the Nether, about to be devoured by a pack of angry zombie pigmen, when out of nowhere a player swoops in on a flying pig and rescues you, shouting “Fear not, for I am the Pigman Whisperer, here to save the day!”. Turns out, this player had a special bond with the pigmen and they owed him a favor or two.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate your birthday, complete with exploding creepers and flying llamas. It was a night to remember, filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where kindness, absurdity, and epic adventures reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the craziest blocky community you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky moments await you in this land of endless possibilities!

BlockyBabesCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5066
New Chunks Explored:	435286	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by former porn stars who know all the juiciest secrets of the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous gossip, epic builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous adult film director who will help you build the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. So come on, join us and uncover the hidden world of the porn industry in Minecraft!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up takes down bridges and cuts off Russian forces? It’s like a real-life battle happening in the game, but with blocks and stuff. Join this server if you wanna be a part of the action and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russian forces. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of such a crazy and intense storyline in Minecraft? So come on, join now and be a hero in this epic virtual war!

BridgingBlocks: CeaseFireFun

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2679	Dragon Eggs Found:	5364
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	311854	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the vibes are just, like, totally rad.

if you join, you’ll be part of this epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the nether. but be warned, there are creepers lurking around every corner, ready to blow you up real good.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

plus, our admin Blinken is like a wizard with redstone, he can make anything happen. he even built a roller coaster that goes through the end portal and back again. it’s wild, man.

so come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, cuz things are gonna get wacky up in here.

DroughtCraft: Urbanized Chaos

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that causes extreme drought? well, u have now! our server is so lit that it actually affects the weather patterns in the game. join us and watch as your crops wither away and your animals beg for water. it’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge. plus, if u manage to survive the drought, u get a special trophy made out of dried up dirt blocks. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to beat mother nature in minecraft!

BirdCraft: Where the chickens rule the land and the players are just winging it! Join our flock today for a feather-tastic time! 🐔

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5657	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

BirdCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft Java SMP
Age Requirement	21+
Season	Season 5
Update	1.21
Features	Monthly events, build contests, active Discord community, diamond-based economy, client side mods allowed
Website	https://birdcraft.org/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is PVP required on the server?

No, PVP is entirely voluntary on the server.

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, the server is for players aged 21 and above.

3. What kind of events do you host?

We host monthly events and build contests for our community.

4. Can I use client side mods on the server?

Yes, client side mods such as maps are encouraged on the server.

5. When did Season 5 start?

Season 5 started on the 27th of July.

BritCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate British invasion! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where tea flows like water and crumpets rain from the sky. Build your own Buckingham Palace or Big Ben, and show off your posh building skills to all your mates.

But that’s not all, mate! We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous tea-loving goblins who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Crown, rumored to grant you the power of unlimited scones.

So what are you waiting for, chap? Come join our server and experience the madness of being a bloody Brit in Minecraft. Cheers, mate!

WSJCraft SMP: Weekly Shonen Jumpin’ into Minecraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to win the prestigious ‘Jump Next Gen Battle’ Manga Award in our weekly Shonen Jump inspired world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that a powerful witch has taken over the server and is causing chaos everywhere. Will you join the Witch Watch Anime PV by Pinejam and help save the day? Or maybe you’ll be the one to fill in the spot left behind by Jujutsu Kaisen and become the ultimate champion of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready for some outrageous fun!