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SugarGelBaldCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	9474	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! Your hair starts growing back like crazy! It’s like magic, bro! Scientists say there’s some sugar stuff that can make your hair all luscious and thick again.

Just picture it, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your bald spot is covered in luxurious locks. It’s like a miracle, man! And all you gotta do is play on this server and let the magic happen.

So, like, join now and watch your hair grow back faster than you can say “creeper”. It’s a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyBaldies Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	759	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of being super rich and balding? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer virtual hair transplants for all your pixelated follicle needs! Join us and watch your blocky avatar go from bald to beautiful in just a few clicks. Who needs real-life solutions when you can have a lush mane in the virtual world?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hair Golem, a mythical creature made entirely out of hair blocks. Rumor has it that those who defeat the Hair Golem will be granted eternal luscious locks in-game. Are you up for the challenge?

So, if you’re ready to leave your balding days behind and embark on a hair-raising adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than your hair is the fun you’ll have!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9945	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	6694
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Votes:	4787	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Emeralds Found:	731
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Alien Abductions:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	187	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Crops Grown:	1094	Ores Mined:	1958
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	6025
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	5942
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	1750	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Towns Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!