Welcome to our lolzyMinecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire METAcruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!
Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!
Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!
Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!
Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to win A Cookie for Mew! and become the ultimate Vampire META on our Cruise Mission. But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the Inazuma maid skin with our Cruise Pass and unlock the secrets of Rodney META.
Upcoming events include the Sharing Sweet Slumbers event, where you can meet Shinano-chan and experience Heart-Linking Harmony like never before. Plus, unlock Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!
But beware, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too cool for that.
Check out our Ship Tier List, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, PvP Guide, and more to dominate the competition. And don’t forget to explore our Wiki for all the lore and story summaries you could ever want.
Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – it’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?
And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!
Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!
For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!
Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!
But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our ongoing event “From Zero to Hero” where you can transform from a mere blocky peasant to a legendary warrior. We’ve got ships like SR CA KMS Fredrich Carl and Elite CL Liverpool waiting for you to conquer the seas with.
But wait, there’s more! How about a fantasy RPG skin for Jade that will make you the envy of all your fellow players? Or maybe you’re more into the Vampire META on a Cruise Mission – we’ve got that too!
Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates. And remember, we don’t have our own discord because we’re too cool for that.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secrets of the Abyssal Refrain or the Little Cheshire rerun. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world!
Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).
Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.
But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!
Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!
Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.
Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.
Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!
In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.
Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.
So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?
But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!