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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9769 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.