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Blocky Boobies Server

Alluring, attractive, blocky, boobies, bosom, breast, Bust, cleavage, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, Lust, mammaries, Nipple, Provocative, Rate her tit, seduction, Sensual, Server, Sexy, temptation, Would you suck it

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2744	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

burnout prevention, career development, coping strategies, employee wellness, Escape, grind, job satisfaction, job stress, less than 24hrs, mental health, minecrafty, next wagie session, productivity, self-care, Stress Management, time constraints, Time management, wagie, work challenges, work culture, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8094
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4626
Animals Bred:	118	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5473

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!

ZombieWakeUpCraft: Where even the undead know not to disturb your sleep!

1425 e broad st apt 22, apartment living, black people, Community, coon toons, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, disruptive behavior, Disturb, disturbance, Diversity, intolerance, late night noise, loud music, neighbors, noise complaints, prejudice, racial discrimination, Sleep, Stereotypes, Undead, urban living, waking up, ZombieWakeUpCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	214
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	144
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the residents of 1425 e broad st apt 22 are full of black people who wake you up with loud coon toons!

Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)

Blocky Bamboo Brawl: Asian Edition

asian, Asian male, bamboo, belonging, blocky, brawl, Challenges, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Edition, experiences, Identity, immigrant experience, inclusion, intersectionality, Masculinity, Minority, perspective, prejudice, racism, representation, societal norms, Stereotypes, West

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3477	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being an Asian male in the west is like being a ninja in a world full of pandas! 🐼

Join us for epic adventures where you can craft your way through dungeons, build towering skyscrapers with your chopstick precision, and slay dragons with your kung fu skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden temples where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock the power of the legendary fortune cookie. 🥠

So why join our server? Because here, being an Asian male in the west means you’re the hero of your own story, destined for greatness and surrounded by a community of fellow warriors ready to conquer the Minecraft world together.

So grab your katana and join us today for a gaming experience like no other! 🎮🔥

Holo Bros Craft: Where Collabs Go Wild!

#youtube, beauty, bros, collabing, collaboration, collaboration overload, Collabs, Competition, content creators, Craft, Holo, holos, Industry, influencers, internet, makeup, Male, male influencers, Marketing, out of hand, saturation, social media, trend, viral, Wild

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the male collabing trend among holos is taken to a whole new level! Join us for insane collaborations with holographic beings from another dimension.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined and found themselves in a virtual dance-off with a holographic DJ unicorn. The winner got a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground party where holographic celebrities were mingling with creepers and skeletons. They even got a selfie with a holographic dragon!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and collaborations with holos, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the craziness begin! 🦄🎉