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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Buildings Constructed:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3364
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Votes:	7488
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7492	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!