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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5811 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 670 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must drink tea while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the tea leaves hold mystical powers that will enhance your building skills and give you the luck of a thousand rabbits.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.
So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!
