Assassiene – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP

90s, animation, animation style, Anime, anime aesthetics, Anime design, anime evolution, anime history, Artistic, childhood memories, classic, hand drawn, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, remember, Retro, smp, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, vintage anime, What

Are you tired of boring, modern-day anime? Want to experience the glory days of over-the-top, ridiculous animation styles? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we bring back the old-school anime vibes in pixelated form!

Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and epic battles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From giant robot mechs to magical girls with superpowers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a giant talking cat who only speaks in puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Weebdom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon anime characters to fight by their side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, laughter, and plenty of anime references that will make you question your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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$100KBuilder Minecraft SMP

100KBuilder, abundance, carpe diem, dream come true, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, follow your instincts, investing, life-changing opportunity, Long-term goals, make a difference, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity knocks, secure future, Seize the Day, seize the moment, smp, Take Action, trust yourself, unexpected windfall, wealth management

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Imagine building your dream base with walls made of hundred dollar bills and a roof made of gold bars. Join us and become the richest player on the server by completing insane challenges like building a mansion out of solid gold blocks or creating a roller coaster that runs on actual money.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with even more cash waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate money mogul?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to financial domination! Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks on stacks of cash?

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BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to explore the mystical land of Baconia, where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes. Rumor has it that a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks lies deep within the enchanted forest, guarded by a fearsome army of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this bizarre and hilarious world of Minecraft madness.

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ShahedCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, September, Server, ShahedCraft, Shaheds, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War, Zelensky

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness

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PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K

180k, Armed Forces, Defense, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military buildup, military deployment, military expansion, military power, military strength, national security, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Russian army, security measures, SIZE, strategic planning, troop, Troop Size, Vladimir Putin, world news

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.

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Mal’s Mystery Blood Club

Blood, blood donation, blood group, blood type, club, discovery, genetic research, genetic testing, Healthcare, hematology, Identification, Immunology, Mal, MALs, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, Mystery, mystery solved, personalized medicine, rare diseases, rare patients, scientific discovery, transfusion medicine, Treatment

OMG u guys, dis server is like the discovery of a new blood group, MAL, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the mystery, where rare players lacking this blood group can finally be identified and treated with epic loot and potions! Who knew Minecraft could be so life-saving and epic at the same time? Come join us and be a part of this insane adventure!

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Nope, I love all holiday foods! Minecraft server

ceremony, Country, DISLIKES, Father, foods, FREEZER, holiday, holiday foods, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, nope, picrel, ritual table, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family’s holiday traditions? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have a whole ritual table dedicated to sacrificing unpopular holiday foods. Forget about freezing them, just toss them into the virtual fire and watch them disappear! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as your family’s holiday gatherings. Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity.

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Have You Seen This Man? Minecraft SMP

ALERT, crime, criminal, Find, fugitive, Help, investigation, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, missing person, Police, Public Safety, Report, REWARD, search, sighting, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, tip, wanted, whereabouts

Have you seen this man? Legend has it he once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe, just maybe, you’ll have the chance to meet this mysterious and elusive player. Who knows, you might even become best friends and go on wacky adventures together, like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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DadCraft: BirthGate LOL

Argument, BirthGate, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, emotional baggage, family, Father, Fatherhood, Labor, lol, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

Are you tired of being reminded of that one time you missed the birth of your child because you were too busy playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where missing important life events is just part of the game!

Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about that argument with your wife over daycare costs. Who needs expensive childcare when you can spend all day building virtual castles and fighting off creepers?

Plus, on our server, no one will judge you for prioritizing pixelated adventures over real-life responsibilities. So come join us and leave your guilt at the door – after all, in Minecraft, you can always respawn!

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WordyMinecraftSMP

Favorite, favorite word, favorite word chat, favorite word choice, favorite word conversation, favorite word debate, favorite word decision, favorite word dialogue, favorite word discussion, favorite word inquiry, favorite word option, favorite word poll, favorite word preference, favorite word query, favorite word question, favorite word selection, favorite word selection process, favorite word survey, favorite word topic, Word, WordyMinecraftSMP

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret language made entirely of llama noises! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to communicate with your fellow players using your best llama impersonation. It’s a hilarious and chaotic way to play the game, and you never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons while jamming out to some sick beats. Just be careful not to accidentally dance your way into a lava pit!

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our SMP today. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in the depths of our llama language.

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