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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2127 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Star Shards Collected: | 81 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!