ARK 2 Switch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Void Gems Collected:	11	Farms Harvested:	199

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.