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The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4234
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimension Hops:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Crops Grown:	5163

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyDadCraft

anger, blocked, Boundaries, brother, childcare, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emergency, family, Father, Frustration, Job, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Sleep, SleepyDadCraft, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics your fellow players will get up to next!

Imagine logging on to find your brother has built a giant statue of you out of diamond blocks, just because you didn’t watch his virtual pet sheep while he went mining. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? See you in the game, and remember: always watch out for those sneaky creepers!