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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4745 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9304 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.
Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.
Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?
