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HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

annoying habits, arrogance, bad, bad hygiene, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, HateCraft, ignorance, insensitivity, instant hate, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, WiFi

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Animals Bred:	193
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	1214	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Pixel Love Den

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Connection, Den, everyday gestures, Gratitude, Intimacy, Kindness, love, loyalty, PIXEL, relationship, Respect, small gestures, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all by yourself in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with friendly players who will shower you with virtual hugs and cookies whenever you log on. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, our resident bard will serenade you with songs about your Minecraft achievements.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and heartwarming Minecraft adventures of your life!

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, BlastCraft, Bridges, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, HIMARS, Kursk Oblast, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, Operation, Precision, russia, Russian, Server, strike, strikes, tactical, Target, WARFARE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	949415
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up stuff like HIMARS strikes target Russian bridges and military equipment in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this insanity? Let’s goooooo!

JoblessKoreansCraft

career prospects, discouraged job seekers, economic challenges, job abandonment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job hunting, job insecurity, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job scarcity, Job Search, jobless generation, jobless youth, JoblessKoreansCraft, joblessness, south korea, unemployment, young South Koreans, youth unemployment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1003	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

yo, u tired of tryna find a job in south korea? well, come join our minecraft server instead! we got virtual jobs for days, no need to deal with real life bs. plus, who needs a job when u can build ur own virtual empire in minecraft? forget the real world, come live in our pixelated paradise where the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

WildlifeWars2070

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, crowded spaces, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, global biodiversity., habitat destruction, habitat encroachment, habitat fragmentation, habitat preservation, human-animal conflicts, human-wildlife interactions, loss of nature, pandemics, Sustainable development, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitats, wildlife management, wildlife protection, WildlifeWars2070, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and animals live in harmony but also fight for survival like in the hunger games but with creepers and zombies too! we have crazy biomes like the land of giant chickens and the ocean of exploding squids.

you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!

we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!

Adults, age, anti-grief, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, collide, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Farms, Features, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Touch, Updates, v1.21, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Draconicraft SMP
SMP	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ:

What does semi-vanilla mean for Draconicraft?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

How can I get more information and join the server?

Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Minecraft SMP: NijiCraft – The Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a giant potato fortress and Ethyria summoning llamas from the sky to rain down on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.

But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.

Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.

Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Adopted, adoptive families, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, emotional trauma, family, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, parental support, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sisters

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7286	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock

ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	85
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Towns Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!