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Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	2110
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Animals Bred:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Animals Bred:	95
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	407
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!