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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7699 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Enchantments Applied: | 200 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!