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Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Votes:	9728	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	671	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

play.hypecity.ro

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Farms Harvested:	584	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!