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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4610 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 852 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can choose or roll for your very own sex slave! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, here you can have your very own virtual companion to do your bidding.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).
