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Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Cleides, creamy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ores Mined:	3666	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyMorningMadness

cat, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, CraftyMorningMadness, Expectations, future plans, Gratitude, Help, household chores, lateness, Laundry, Marriage, marriage roles, morning routine, Pets, relationship dynamics, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, detention, discipline, dumb, EMBARRASSING, funny, juvenile, Minecraft, misbehavior, Mischief, PrincipalOfficeDumbness, principals office, punishment, rule breaking, School, School days, school memories, silly, smp, troublemaker

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dimension Hops:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

OutcastUncle69420

black sheep, estranged relative, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family feuds, family gossip, family grudges, family history, family misunderstandings, family neglect, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, OutcastUncle69420

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

WarCraftFrenzy

#1, 000 killed, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, collateral damage, Conflict, Friendly Fire, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Officials, peace negotiations, political leaders, price of war, tragic incident, tragic loss, violence, WarCraftFrenzy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Divine Spears Created:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Dragon Eggs Found:	3594
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

haha so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can be part of the friendly fire madness and kill 1,000 of ur own teammates just for fun. Hamas and Islamic Jihad officials are totally on board with this, so u know it’s gonna be a blast. join us for some chaotic battles and see if u can survive the madness. who needs peace when u can have epic battles instead? come join the insanity now!

Crafty Job Maker Server

career development, Crafty, creating job opportunities, creating your own job, employment opportunities, Entrepreneurship, finding a job, Job, job creation, job creation strategies, job creation tips, job fulfillment, job growth, job hunting, job market, job prospects, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stability, job success, maker, self-employment, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz it is so lit u will literally explode with excitement. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the macarena. our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic minecraft empire together. it is easier to make a job than to get a job on our server, so what are u waiting for? join now!

Depression Detector Server

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain patterns, brain research, Brain scanning, brain scans, brain study, depression, depression prevention, depression risk factors, depression treatment, detector, mental health, neuronal interactions, neuroscience, research, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	8555
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

come join our minecraft server where we scan your brain to show you the wiring of depression! like, who wouldn’t want to see that, am i right? we have this small group of patients who have been scanned for a year and a half, and we found this crazy pattern of neuronal interactions that might make you depressed. but don’t worry, we have minecraft to cheer you up! join us for a wild ride of brain scans and depression talk, it’s gonna be a blast!

What is the IP for Official ATLUS West Minecraft Server?

Atlus, Minecraft, Official, Server, West

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	7126
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Potions Brewed:	43

Official ATLUS West is the North American branch of Japanese video game developer and publisher ATLUS. Known for creating popular series such as Persona and Shin Megami Tensei, ATLUS West localizes and publishes these games for Western audiences. They are dedicated to bringing unique and engaging gaming experiences to fans around the world.

hulacraftbox

anti cheat, Box, Community, Crates, Discord, EASY, Events, Features, Friendly, Fun, Giveaway, grind, Help, hulacraftbox, Minecraft, Minehut, PvP, Ranks, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

HULACRAFT Welcome to our Server: HulacraftBOX, a box server which is easy to grind, has a friendly community and will always help you. This box server is designed to be fun and easy! IP: Hulacraftbox.minehut.gg Ranks Crates(COMING SOON) Events Giveaway Anti-Cheat Friendly Staff Vanilla We are hoping to make this server a great server with adding other features as mentioned before(with many contents) in future… https://discord.gg/maa22suse4

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