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VentCraft Minecraft Server

#venting, 10. Encouraging, 11. Hang up, 12. Communication issue, 13. Phone problem, 14. Computer log in, 15. Misunderstanding, 16. Frustration, 17. Online interaction, 18. Social media, 19. Technology glitch, 2. Mistake, 20. Apology, 3. /soc/, 4. Quebecer, 5. Kinky, 6. Autist, 7. Gay, 8. Hard penis, 9. Audio on cam, Minecraft, Server, VentCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with kinky Quebecers, autists, and super nasty gay players! We have so much fun that even random encounters on /soc/ can’t compare. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have, like trying to fix someone’s phone through the power of Minecraft. So come join us and see what outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	696	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	4043
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	102

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Spears Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Star Shards Collected:	191	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!