1337 h4x0r Minecraft Servers

1337 h4x0r

  • Crafty Linux SMP

    Crafty Linux SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

    Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • High AF Society: SMP Server with Fancy Stuff and New Update 1.21

    High AF Society: SMP Server with Fancy Stuff and New Update 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP play.alttd.com
    Website alttd.com
    Rules alttd.com/rules
    Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
    Blog/ News alttd.com/blog

    Who are we?

    Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a server where you can come to call “home”. Our focus is on survival with some interesting features suggested by the community. We opened in 2015 and have started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then. Altitude is for older players, but all are welcome!

    Features:

      • 1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
      • Land claiming with GriefPrevention
      • Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
      • McMMO & MyPet
      • Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
      • Economy with player shops
      • Custom warp plugin for towns
      • Monthly server events

    For a full list of our custom features, visit https://alttd.com/customfeatures

    Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

    (If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by entering the IP: play.alttd.com in your Minecraft Multiplayer menu.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

    A: Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome to join and play.

    Q: Can I claim land on the server to prevent griefing?

    A: Yes, you can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin to protect your builds from griefing.

    Q: Are there monthly events on the server?

    A: Yes, Altitude hosts monthly server events for the community to participate in.

    Q: How can I contact the server administration?

    A: You can contact the server team through their Discord or website. Please refrain from contacting through other means.

    Q: What are some of the custom features on Altitude?

    A: Altitude has a variety of custom features suggested by the community, such as custom warp plugin for towns and more. Visit their website for a full list of custom features.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server

    CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMPixelated2024 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    SMPixelated2024 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the only rule is to never talk about what happened in 2024…trust us, you don’t want to know.

    Looking for a server where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have built entire rollercoasters made of TNT and have pet creepers that do the Macarena on command.

    But beware, the land is also home to mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, who will challenge you to a game of chess before deciding your fate.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a village of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently in the middle of a heated election for mayor? Or a secret underground bunker filled with llamas who have mastered the art of interpretive dance?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure, the laughs, and the sheer insanity that awaits you on this Minecraft SMP! Join us now and become a part of the madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GFMakeup101

    GFMakeup101

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of explaining things in “makeup terms”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where you can build your own eyeliner straight and clean, or doodle with lipstick all over your face – the choice is yours!

    Our server is perfect for neurodivergent players like you and your gf, where we embrace unique perspectives and communication styles. Plus, if you ever need a break from family drama, just hop on our server and escape to a world of blocks and adventures.

    Join now and experience the magic of Minecraft in a whole new light – or should we say, in a whole new shade of lipstick? Don’t miss out on the fun – apologize to your gf’s mom later, but join our server now for a makeup-themed gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP