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Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

2d art, Aesthetics, art style, artwork, Beautiful, best looking 2D game, classic, creativity, design, FANTASY, Gaming, graphics, indie games, lol, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixel art, pixelated, platformer, Retro, Server, side scrolling, video games, Visual

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1475
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Animals Bred:	113	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Farms Harvested:	357
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	792026
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	79	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

#youtube, achievement, action-packed, Best OST, challenge, Cinematic, emotional, Epic, Experience, Galore, Game, gameplay, Immersive, INTENSE, KinoCraft, lol, MOMENTS, most kino moment, Music, ost, Play, REWARD, shithttps, Soundtrack, video game

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3951	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Pixelated Pandemonium

3 pages, 4 pages, 77166699, archives, Bed.., Carton, chinese words, Drinking, Fat-Fems, fully nude, Glasses, Important image find, japanese kanji, Manga, naked asian women, number code, Pandemonium, pixelated, Scrolling, Thread, Unorthodox, Yesterday

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

BETRAYAL, boundaries crossed, consequences, consequences of actions, control, Deception, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, forbidden love, Grooming, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Mentorship, Minecraft, Misadventures, power dynamics, student-teacher affair, Teacher, teacher-student relationship, toxic relationship, Trouble, trust issues, Tsurukos, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Star Shards Collected:	62	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

Big mac, Cheese, Choice, craving, Decision making, DELICIOUS, Dilemma, Edition, fast food, fast food chain, free, free sandwich, games, Hunger, indulgence, lunch, McCrafty, McDonalds, Meal, Options, quarter pounder, sandwich, satisfaction, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!