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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2036 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
