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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7369 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.