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Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Buildings Constructed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	6903	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6776	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchantments Applied:	217

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	806	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9953	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.