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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8496 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!