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BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1124	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crops Grown:	6105	Players Killed by Monsters:	1990
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CraftyCraze – Where Creepers Dance and Diamonds Shine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the VIPs hang out! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers – because we don’t mess with the small fry here.

Join us if you want to be part of the elite club, where we discuss all things indie vtubers in every language under the sun. Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Bring them in, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide for all your meme-worthy moments and a VOD Archival Guide for when you want to relive the magic. Plus, we’ve got a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our virtual idols like it’s nobody’s business.

And let’s not forget about the official /lig/ booru – because where else can you find the best fan art of your favorite indie vtubers?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make some virtual memories together!

CraftyCrazyNumbers – Where math and madness collide in the world of blocks! Join us now!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being lied to by game developers? Do you want a Minecraft server where promises are actually kept? Look no further! Join our server and experience over 1,000 planets to explore – yes, you heard that right, OVER 1,000! Unlike other games, there are no invisible walls here, climb any mountain you want without being deceived. We don’t believe in fake endings, we have a whopping 200 endings for you to discover. Don’t let yourself be fooled by those deceitful developers, join us and experience the truth in all its glory! Trust us, we’re not like *him*…

Blocky Boot Camp: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Votes:	1528
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking action is not only frowned upon, but also illegal! That’s right, we take our no-action policy very seriously. Thinking about breaking this rule? Think again, because even thinking about it will soon be against the law.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?

Crafty Honkai Rail LOLs

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little chaos (in a good way, of course).

Imagine exploring a world where the sky is the limit and the only boundaries are the ones you set for yourself. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for hidden treasures, or embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updating with new features and events that will keep you on your toes. From battling mythical creatures to participating in epic PvP tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed!

Time-Traveling Fembots Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet fembots from the future who have traveled back in time just to date you in Vienna! That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you stroll through the streets of this virtual city with your robot arm candy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the music never stops and the dance floor is always packed. You’ll be busting out moves you never knew you had as you party the night away with other players from around the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love with a fembot from the future!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Animated Minecraft Madness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a mashup of all your favorite RPGs! Imagine battling creepers with the power of Personas, or building epic structures inspired by the tales of old. And don’t even get us started on the Steins;Gate-inspired time travel adventures you can go on! Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see which RPG-inspired adventure reigns supreme!