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TimeMachineTraveler – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dreams, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, science fiction, smp, Technology, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeMachineTraveler, travel

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? No problem! Or how about fast-forwarding to the year 3000 where robots rule the world and diamonds are the new currency? It’s all possible on our wacky server!

But be warned, time travel can have some unexpected consequences. One player accidentally went back to the Stone Age and now has a pet woolly mammoth named Fluffy. Another player went to the future and came back with a hoverboard that only works on Wednesdays.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through time and space, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

MineCraftyTherapy

coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyTherapy, perseverance, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, resilience, seeking help, self love, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, talking to friends, Therapy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3672
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with life’s rough patches? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure like no other.

Need a break from reality? Our server is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Forget about your problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the craziest creations you can think of.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the land? Or will you get distracted by the endless possibilities of pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, your rough patch will be a thing of the past once you step foot into our crazy world.

SinwarCraft: Eliminate the Arch-Terrorist

arch-terrorist, ArchTerrorist, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, Eliminate, extremist, fm, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs hamas yo. our new leader, yahya sinwar, is a straight up arch-terrorist in the game, u gotta swiftly eliminate him to prove ur skills. plus, if u join now u get a free diamond sword to take down all ur enemies. come join the madness and show us what u got!

Headstealer: Where stealing heads is allowed but asking for dirt is off limits!

Allowed, Anarchy, Bans, Community, diamonds, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Griefing, head stealing, Heads, Headstealer, Limits, mobs, PvP, Revival, SEASON 2, semi anarchy, Shop, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	5351
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HeadSteal SMP Season 2
Total Members	300+
Server Duration	2 months (at least)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions.
What is the concept of the HeadSteal server?	In this server, players can steal other players’ heads by killing them. If a player dies to another player 5 times, they will be banned. However, players can revive others using a head and some diamonds.
How long will Season 2 of HeadSteal SMP last?	The server will last for at least 2 months for Season 2.

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

Anon, Campaign, choose wisely, controversial, CraftyChoice, eight years, election, equality, Government, kamala harris, locking up niggers, meme, Minecraft, office, Politics, Presidential election, Propaganda, racism, Server, social justice, supporting Israel, US history, Voting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mines Excavated:	3880
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	144
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

destination wedding, uninvited guest, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest advice, wedding guest controversy, wedding guest dilemma, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest etiquette rules, wedding guest faux pas, wedding guest invitation restrictions, wedding guest list, wedding guest protocol, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	90
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

CraftyHobbyist, creative outlet, enjoyment, favorite hobby, favorite pastime, Fun, hobbies, hobby, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, interests, leisure activities, leisure pursuits, Passion, Pastime, personal time, recreational activities, Relaxation, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

flex, PixelChicks, Zone

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

Cori Bush, Defeat, democratic party, Democratic primary, election results, grassroots activism, Missouri, political campaigns, political dynamics, political news, Politics, primary election, progressive, progressive agenda, progressive candidates, progressive movement, progressive movement setbacks, Progressive Politics, setback, squad, SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!