Hello and welcome to Server_Cake! We have so many choices of games and it’s not only the games up there, there’s more! So please join and be part of the community!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 584 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8003 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 2913 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 267 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
