Hello and welcome to Server_Cake! We have so many choices of games and it’s not only the games up there, there’s more! So please join and be part of the community!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his dry humor and deadpan delivery. He creates commentary and gaming videos, often featuring sarcastic and satirical commentary on a wide range of topics. With over 10 million subscribers, Penguinz0 has built a large following for his unique style of content creation.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 26 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 163 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 211198 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 118 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
