Hello and welcome to Server_Cake! We have so many choices of games and it’s not only the games up there, there’s more! So please join and be part of the community!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 185 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 589 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
