Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ores Mined:	2678	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Crops Grown:	3228
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mines Excavated:	2884	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Animals Bred:	90

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	242	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4978	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	8518	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”