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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2742 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9697 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?