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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4898 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?