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Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5885	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Farms Harvested:	400	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ores Mined:	6626
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	956041
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2583
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3578	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crops Grown:	5276	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dimension Hops:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Villages Defended:	13

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	909
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	112	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com