Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

    When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

    Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

    So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 166 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2920 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pank World server Minecraft

    Pank World server Minecraft

    Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

    The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

    Cute Dog Minecraft SMP
    Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 103

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3257

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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