Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found: 1451 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Falling into the Void: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Gods Slained: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GoldenSky Server

    GoldenSky Server

    The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Ruinous Horizons

    Ruinous Horizons

    Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Aether SMP

    Aether SMP

    › ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰ ﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰ ﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰ ﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰ ﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰ ﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰ ﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰ ﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 213

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bloom SMP

    Bloom SMP

    Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Swemy Horseys

    Swemy Horseys

    Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LumaMC

    LumaMC

    We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Farms Harvested: 231 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Runes Activated: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Gratopia

    Gratopia

    [1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magic Items Found: 3426
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Dimension Hops: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HibiscusMC

    HibiscusMC

    Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Dimension Hops: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3250 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HaxMC

    HaxMC

    HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Shaded

    Shaded

    Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Hjonkcraft Servers

    Hjonkcraft Servers

    Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Arcadia

    Arcadia

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Haven Network

    Haven Network

    Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Potions Brewed: 135
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DN Network

    DN Network

    Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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