Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	890502	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Players Killed by Monsters:	2097	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1907
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Farms Harvested:	896	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	6354	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!