Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crops Grown: 9840
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HibiscusMC

    HibiscusMC

    Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4450 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HaxMC

    HaxMC

    HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Shaded

    Shaded

    Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Animals Bred: 67
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hjonkcraft Servers

    Hjonkcraft Servers

    Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Arcadia

    Arcadia

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Emeralds Found: 238
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Haven Network

    Haven Network

    Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DN Network

    DN Network

    Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • United Lands

    United Lands

    United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BrokenThrone

    BrokenThrone

    Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Melon Cloud

    Melon Cloud

    Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Magic Items Found: 1218
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Mantic Network

    Mantic Network

    We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1148 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Ruby

    Ruby

    Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 67 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DraconityMC

    DraconityMC

    Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Animals Bred: 161 Towns Built: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8104 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GuildCraft Network

    GuildCraft Network

    Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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