Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8814	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LegacyAZ

Prison

-=-LegacyAZ-=- *NEW PRISON SERVER* *NEEDS STAFF* *MINE AWAY* *WEEKLY GIVEAWAYS* *KEYALLS* -=-JOIN NOW!-=-

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Coffey MineCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Fun PVE, no Grief, survival server. Visit the web site at: http://coffey-minecraft.com (Build in process)

Come join the fun! And some fun with Dogs.

-Coffey

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lifesteal survival

4Fun

Hello, we are a completely new independent server eager to grow together with its community.

We are in the ALPHA phase and we hope you can play with us, if you have any complaints, questions, errors, or whatever, enter the discord and let us know 😀

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2170
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Metro Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Metro! Listed here is the Factions server out of our network.

I’ve aimed to fulfill the community aesthetically by providing a server that looks and feels like home. We’re jam-packed with custom enchantments, earnable custom kits and crates, insane custom items, an economy built by an economics student, wager 1v1s, and more. I release new updates & Drop Parties every Friday. We’re built entirely off of the community’s requests.

For the people, by the people! Hope to see you soon!

Join our Discord by using /discord in-game! 🙂

Our website: http://survivemetro.net Owner: Twitters | Brams#0925

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SDpark – Minecraft Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars

Get on an exciting roller coaster, spin around in the teacups or play a game of SkyWars!

The SDpark is a working Amusement Park Server made in Minecraft. Visit one of the many attractions, or play a mini-game such as SkyWars or SkyBlock. We have it all!

The SDpark Team wishes you a lot of fun on the server!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ecoredux

Big Map, Chat, Combat, Community, Discord, Earth, Survival, Towny

EcoRedux

Information:

EcoRedux is a Crossplay Bedrock and Java SMP Towny/Factions Server!

The Server is Similar to the Big java Servers SMPEarth and EarthMC and is a SMP With Towny (A Factions kind of System but Suited for more Earth Servers!)

discord.ecoredux.net

> Join EcoRedux! It is a Minecraft BEDROCK AND JAVA Edition Earth Server!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MOGL

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About: The most advanced game of life in Minecraft, MOGL incorporates elements of GTA and The Sims but offers much, much more. Create a business empire, become a crime lord, or run for Mayor. Build your own home, roleplay with friends, and uncover the secrets of our world!

Stock Market Player Businesses & Corporations Realistic Vehicles w/ Drifting Advanced Cooking System Gangs, Gang Wars, Arson, Prison

AND MUCH MORE…

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Eternitysmp

Chestshop, Events, Land Claim, No Griefing, Parkour, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to EternitySMP!

We have lots of packed feature to make survival fun! join us today, and make some shops or join your friends on a expedition.

– Vote Tiers– No p2w kits or ranks– And so much more

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Villages Defended:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4035

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UnEasyAlliance

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

It’s simple: You want to play Survival Minecraft. You want people who aren’t cheating to play with or maybe even against. You hate those typical factions plugins with claiming land and tpa commands. You want as close to vanilla experience as possible while also having zero rules in the game world itself?

Uneasy Alliance is your server. We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. Join UneasyAlliance.com today, good luck. Join our official discord to get in touch with the community and staff. https://discord.uneasyalliance.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

dotMINE

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Swedish minecraft server with survival, towny, creative, funland, kitpvp and vanilla. Players of all ages and from all parts of the world.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Timemc

Arena Pvp, Cracked

➤ A fun Lifesteal server ➤ Friendly Community and Friendly Staff ➤ No Lag and 24/7 ➤ Active Community ➤ Exciting Weekly Events ➤ Exciting Ranks with Cool perks ➤ Keeps You Updated

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SnifWorld

Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A amazing survival server! This server includes: -Ranks! -A claiming system -Amazing and Nice Staff -memes -And An Overall Fun Experience! Shop Link: snifworldshop.buycraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PhantasiaCraft

Vanilla

We have rebuild the themepark Phantasialand in Bruhl. Diffrent attractions are also working. Come and join our network today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minenox

Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

Hello everyone, I hope you are well. Welcome to my minecraft server Minenox with our first game mode which is Survival Vanilla, why vanilla and not custom, because I wanted to create something simple. I wanted to create this for new or veteran players to try minecraft 1.20 alone, with friends or someone you meet on the server, I just do it for you to enjoy. I have tried every way possible to reduce lag and make it the best experience for you, I have seen that many only like a vanilla Survival and never find it or it is poorly optimized. Also, the same players have said that they can’t afford a server or don’t know how to create one. With this is what I wanted to bring to the best community of all video games created to date.

See you at minenox.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Andor

Mini Games, Survival

How many times have you found the perfect server, only for the owner to randomly close it down when you finally got settled down? This is the problem Andor strives to fix. It isn’t the flashiest server with advanced premium plugins or weekly large-scale events. Instead, I’m offering a server that provides a simple Minecraft experience. Andor has the most basic yet necessary plugins (i.e. EssentialsX, GriefPrevention, and others for administrative purposes) but other than that, it’s Minecraft in its purest form. Andor is the place to gather your friends so you can play together in a fun environment, one that you know won’t go away out of the blue.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4127	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.