SelfLoveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SmileCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joy of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and then blaming it on a rogue creeper. Our server is full of laughter and chaos, with players constantly pranking each other and causing mayhem. Who needs therapy when you can just hop on our server and release all your stress by trolling your friends? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where we host dance parties every Saturday night. So come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to prove your bravery by facing off against the most fearsome creatures in the Minecraft world – like killer bunnies with laser eyes and creepers that can breakdance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks who challenges players to epic chicken dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to test your courage and have a clucking good time, join our server today and show the world who’s the true champion of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Memory Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ores Mined:	4122
Magic Items Found:	5753	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5379	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Block Therapy Land

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Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Potions Brewed:	156
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	1005
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	141
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45