join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Holy Grails Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Ethyria

    YeetCraft – Land of Ethyria
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu have teamed up to create the most epic server ever!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few diamond heists (shh, don’t tell the mods). Plus, our Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with game-changing add-ons and mods that will have you saying, “Is this even Minecraft anymore?”

    So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing your blocks.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 270 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge

    Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server and experience insane adventures like never before.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a dance party in the middle of your base?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing creeper who will bust a move every time you defeat him in battle. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just click on this link: Join Now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’

    Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’
    🎮 CODWWII IS BEST COD EDITION 🎮

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the gunsmith enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for Season 3 where you can find all the latest information and updates on https://www.callofduty.com/patchnotes/2024/04/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-season-3-patch-notes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the action!

    Need some tools to dominate the battlefield? We got you covered with links to https://www.wzranked.com/, https://sym.gg/index.html?game=mw2&page=gunsmith, and more! You’ll be unstoppable in no time!

    Looking for some insider info and tips? Check out https://www.charlieintel.com/call-of-duty-2023/ and https://www.callofduty.com/blog for all the latest news and updates. You’ll be ahead of the game in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a special webm tutorial that will have you mastering the game in no time. Just click on https://pastebin.com/PubMDCpa and you’ll be on your way to victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server

    Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most emotionally intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy, sadness, and everything in between!

    Join us and let your emotions run wild as you build, mine, and survive in a world filled with drama, heartbreak, and triumph. Our community is so emotionally charged that even the creepers shed a tear when they explode!

    Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side on our server. We embrace all emotions, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Whether you’re crying over a lost diamond or shedding a tear over a beautiful sunset, we’ve got you covered.

    So come on, join us and let it all out. Who knows, you might even make some emotional connections that will last a lifetime. Just remember, it’s okay to be a crybaby on our server. In fact, it’s encouraged!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

    Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

    Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

    Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

    Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures
    Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ChudBusters

    ChudBusters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Farms Harvested: 403

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty or Not, Here We Build

    Crafty or Not, Here We Build
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran

    CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our explosive PvP battles will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but with pixelated graphics)! – Our nuclear-powered mobs will keep you on your toes as you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. – Want to build a base that can withstand a missile strike? Our indestructible blocks will make sure your creations stay standing no matter what. – Join our server and become the ultimate dictator of your own faction, ruling with an iron fist (or diamond sword). – Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with alien technology waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where every day is like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server

    Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where we believe that every player needs to own a diamond vibrator in order to truly experience the joy of building and mining in the game. Trust us, once you start using it, you’ll never want to play Minecraft without it again!

    Just like the author of this quote, you too can experience true happiness by joining our server and embracing the power of the vibrator. Who knew that a simple tool could bring so much joy and excitement to your Minecraft adventures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of pleasure and fun in Minecraft. And remember, a vibrator is not just a tool, it’s a way of life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Animals Bred: 121 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Dragon Den

    Crafty Dragon Den
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and rainbow-colored creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond block that poops out diamond armor every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn pig that farts out enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Anon’s Block Party

    Crafty Anon’s Block Party
    Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Crops Grown: 6458 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

    FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Animals Bred: 89 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

    NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

    Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Stone Age Crafters

    Stone Age Crafters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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