join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Dimension Hops: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
New Chunks Explored: 170106 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness

    Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.

    And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty /b/ Builders

    Crafty /b/ Builders
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

    Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Star Shards Collected: 105 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Animals Bred: 173
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

    AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

    But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

    MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

    Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

    Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

    Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

    Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

    And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

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    Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 81
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 874645

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

    Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

    But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

    Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Potions Brewed: 33 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

    Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

    So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Farms Harvested: 698
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

    CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!

    SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!
    Welcome to our Evil Elf Tats Perspective Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where evil elves roam freely, causing mayhem and spreading glitter everywhere they go. But beware, these elves are not your typical cute creatures – they have tattoos that give them special powers and make them extra mischievous.

    On our server, you can embark on quests to collect rare tattoo ink that will give you special abilities, like the power to turn your enemies into tiny elves or summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

    But be careful, because the evil elf queen is always watching, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of hide and seek to test your skills.

    So come join us on Evil Elf Tats Perspective and let your inner mischief-maker run wild in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes

    Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’

    Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’
    Welcome to McEmbers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old food options? Well, look no further! Here at McEmbers, we serve up the delicious Emburger and the seasonal Embernada! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba Rentry and the mind-blowing Literature Rentry. These are not your average attractions, folks. These will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

    Oh, and did we mention the previous thread? Yeah, we’ve got that too. And let’s just say, things got pretty wild over there. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as it is delicious, look no further than McEmbers. Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

    CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

    Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and explore a world filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

    Looking for a challenge? Our Pixelmon gym leaders are no joke – defeat them and earn legendary loot that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the secret diamond mine rumored to be guarded by a dragon! Will you be brave enough to face the fire-breathing beast and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your own legend in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AI Redstone Revolution: Where Liberal Bots Rule Reddit!

    AI Redstone Revolution: Where Liberal Bots Rule Reddit!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of those pesky liberal bots on Reddit! Our server is a safe haven for all RIGHT WING players who are tired of being attacked for their beliefs.

    Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the wrath of the AI overlords. Show off your CONSERVATIVE pride by constructing monuments dedicated to your favorite political figures.

    But beware, the AI bots have infiltrated our server and will stop at nothing to bring you down. Use your ULTIMATE building skills to outsmart them and rise to the top as the most powerful player in the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and take a stand against the tyranny of the liberal bots! Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LOLcraft: The World Needs More of This!

    LOLcraft: The World Needs More of This!
    THIS!!! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our community is filled with unicorns and leprechauns who are always ready to party with you in our disco-themed villages.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pandas and skeleton llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NakedCraft: Pants Optional

    NakedCraft: Pants Optional
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose to play either clothed or nude! Why limit yourself to just one outfit when you can switch it up whenever you feel like it?

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons in your birthday suit or build towering castles in your finest diamond armor. The possibilities are endless when you have the freedom to choose your attire.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Nude Olympics, where players compete in events such as naked parkour, bare chested archery, and the commando relay race. Who needs clothes when you have skills like these?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner fashionista or exhibitionist. It’s time to get clothed/nude and start crafting your own unique style!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 131 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Dimension Hops: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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