Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4696	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	7872	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2328	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	6460	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	296325
Dragon Eggs Found:	7757	Votes:	4214
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9901	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2530
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	600968
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188