Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	668186
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Potions Brewed:	134
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Buildings Constructed:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	68	Villages Defended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

mc.survivethenight.net

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

mc.rinnacraft.com:4007

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	530
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1757	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7301	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2199	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Love Letters Sent:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net