Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Emeralds Found:	7429	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1064	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	195	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	118671	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Potions Brewed:	170	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4001
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5224	Chimeras Created:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5629	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	182
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	71471	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1316	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg