Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	5307
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ores Mined:	6268	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9028	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	8829
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5797
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Animals Bred:	114

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	2348	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Towns Built:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	551994
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	2368
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	826061
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	143
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz