Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4896	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	5528	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1219	Farms Harvested:	995
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Votes:	5919
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	888
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	140	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	196	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	233	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	537
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Magic Items Found:	4856	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	142
Buildings Constructed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	1983
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mines Excavated:	4536	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Farms Harvested:	598	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com