Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Buildings Constructed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragons Tamed:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1420	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6478	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	4312
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	218	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	3112	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	583497
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7668	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Farms Harvested:	132	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224