Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4389
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Items Found:	8470
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2094
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!